Category Archives: Monkey Boy
Soccer Monkey
So we’re a soccer family now. I haven’t been too sure what to think about that. I like soccer just fine. If you define “fine” as being completely without opinion on it. I think I went to some soccer games … Continue reading
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It’s Just Money!
We are now full participants in the trifecta of parental deceit. We’ve been perpetrating the myths of the Easter Bunny and Santa for years. This weekend, we introduced Monkey Boy to the Tooth Fairy. He’s had a loose tooth for … Continue reading
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Bed-Making Freaks
I am freak about how beds are made. I know this about myself. I believe in hospital corners and crisp sheets. It would actually make me happy if all my sheets were ironed, but I don’t take the time. Charlie … Continue reading
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Monkey Love
Since this week was Valentine’s Day, there’s been quite a bit of talk about hearts and flowers. Earlier this week, Monkey Boy began to ask some questions about this thing called love. Him: When were you in love with Daddy? … Continue reading
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I’m Nuts and Bolts About You
Happy Valentine’s Day from Monkey Boy! Nothing says love like plastic robot bags filled with sugar.
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And then we cut his throat
Poor Monkey Boy. He had his tonsils and adenoids out this week. He’s miserable. As it turns out, the reason they promote the ice cream and popsicles part of this event is the rest of it totally sucks. There is … Continue reading
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The Mystery of the Banana Cake
Happy New Year! It’s the Year of the Dragon. Apparently, that happened yesterday. I have been brought up to date on these current events by Monkey Boy. He was informed by “Banana Cake.” Or at least that’s what he told … Continue reading
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Let me put it this way…
Monkey Boy spent the weekend with his grandparents. According to his report, he ate nothing but chocolate and “the white horse was shy.” I have no idea what that means. Of course, I never fully understand any report he gives … Continue reading
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In which a Monkey talks to Santa
We went to our friend’s annual Christmas party last night. Santa was there again. These people are way cool to arrange this visit every year. Monkey Boy hasn’t had the greatest experiences with the jolly old elf. While getting ready, … Continue reading
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While I was learning…
I’m a nerd. I love learning. I’ve been learning a lot the past couple of days. I’m super excited about it. You’ll probably have to hear about it later. While I’ve been here, life goes on at home. Monkey Boy … Continue reading
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